The List of Lists

The Top Fads That Are Just. Plain. Stupid.

  1. "Twilight" obsessions. I recently had a friend who broke up with her boyfriend because she said "I mean, Chad (let's call him Chad shall we?) was a good guy and all, but I mean, I don't know...He's just no Edward." People. Edward Cullen is a FICTIONAL PERSON, he doesn't exist. I know its hard to accept, but tell me, what the crap is so hot about a guy with pasty white skin who looks like an anorexic? I mean, he can't even kiss a girl. All the Chads out there are getting dumped because girls are waiting around for Edward to come into their lives. This includes the Vampire Diaries, True Blood, etc.
  2. Justin Beiber. He can't sing, he can't dance, he can't get a decent haircut. The kid looks like a lesbian. His concerts are getting sold out. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?! Plus, aren't they past his bedtime?
  3. Mullets. Yes. I've SEEN them!! So don't you tell me they're not out there. Business in the front, party in the back. No. These will NEVER be okay.
  4. Talking Like You're Texting. LOL! OMG! Let's take it up another notch of exclaimation, OMFG! TTYL. IDK. FML. JK. I hate it when people actually type this out in a text, because how lazy can you be to not write out "i don't know"?? And then yet be even more lazy to not actually SAY "I don't know" when you are SPEAKING, but choosing to say "IDK". Seriously?
  5. Obama. Please don't even get me started....Let's just say that the people that ignorantly voted for Obama, are seriously slapping themselves in the face right about now. You got what you voted for America.
  6. UGG Boots- They are SO INCREDIBLEY tacky. NEVER EVER EVER will ANYONE be able to pull them off so that they can look dressed up. Or cute. They are hideous. End of Story.

Some of my favorite books you have to read:
  1. Normal Christian Life- Watchman Nee 
  2. The Signature of Jesus- Brennan Manning 
  3. Redeeming Love- Francine Rivers 
  4. Pride and Prejudice- Jane Austen 
  5. Chronicles of Narnia series- C.S Lewis 
  6. Anthem- Ann Rynd 
  7. Chasing the Dragon- Jackie Pullinger
  8. The Only Way to Live and Why Most Christians Aren't Living That Way- Jim Brewer
  9. Master Plan of Evangelism- Robert E. Coleman